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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jun 27, 2005 18:30:31 GMT
oh also, ciaran spent ages trying to find a shop that sold those huge posters and when he finally got one it tyurned out hed bought the wrong poster.
what was thought to be Avril Lavigne, turned out to be a half naked eminem
he was NOT amused
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Post by Frababage on Jun 27, 2005 20:42:49 GMT
I think we should also rate the days, on a scale of 1-100, just like fart ratings.
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Post by Frababage on Jul 1, 2005 21:50:23 GMT
well all i can remember is that....
On thursday, Phil got in another argument with the ginge minge which went along the lines of...
"phil do u have one of these sheets" "no mrs knowles is going to hand me one in a minute" "I SAID DO U HAVE ONE OF THESE SHEETS" "NO! MRS KNOWLES IS GOING TO HAND ME ONE IN A MINUTE!"
oh and phil got drenched by ali with lemonade
On friday i slapped a few kids, phil dragged ben and bean to sit on his lap, ben did a stupid spin dance, we found out that mrs knowles actually calls the ginge minge The Ginge Minge, and
i said to fiche
"im outraged with the report u gave me" "what do u mean" "i think its ridiculous how i got a bad mark" "i dont determine the mark, its what u got in ur module 1 test" then i accidently said "no , i mean like my behaviour and shhh......tuff."
then because i almost swore stewy burst out laughing and now fiche hates me even more.
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Post by Frababage on Jul 7, 2005 16:36:34 GMT
i went to festival of the sea last week, and we walked past a statue of Nelson Bonapart, and my cousins grandma said "Its Nelson Boney himself" and i thought she said "its Nelson boning himself"
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jul 21, 2005 17:08:00 GMT
well that would be a clever trick
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Post by Frababage on Sept 27, 2005 21:13:27 GMT
Last day of chool = Best chool day ever. I will update this post later with all the detail you could possibly imagine
And i would like to add the hilarity of the dday that phil squirted orange juice into one of bens pockets. then squirted water into the other. then squirted him in the face at point blank range with water
And my little food stash by the bench, that consists of pastry, chutney, cheese, various crisps, cookie, orange juice, bread and water.
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Sept 27, 2005 21:20:24 GMT
we really need to type up THE BEST DAY OF chool EVER
sadly i wasnt there for half of it
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Post by Frababage on Oct 4, 2005 14:03:56 GMT
3/10/5 - I taught my science lesson. 4/10/5 - I stuck a 2p coin i found to the Mess Patch with a half chewed sour skittle (apple and lemon flavour). i stuck it in amongst some orange juice, moulding chutney, cookie crumbs (from which i had mushed all over my mouth to make tom envious) and some other shit. Oh yeah and a poisonous squished berry. Also before i added the new crap, the mess had hardened on the floor over the past 5 days and turned a thick black. Anyway, i said to Ben "hey look! i found a 2p coin! if u pick it up u can keep it"
So low and behold ben crouches down, puts his hand in amongst the shit, and pulls it out. We then said "if yo kiss it you will get 5 days good luck, and matt will give you another 2p".
So he kissed it
Then we told him he could have the 2p tomorrow. After he left i stuck it back in the mess and i plan to tell him tomorrow that thats the new 2p that we said we'd give him. heheh
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Post by Frababage on Jan 12, 2006 23:29:09 GMT
fuck off am i writing everything that has happened since October the 4th.
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Post by Frababage on Jan 14, 2006 0:21:40 GMT
13/1/06
-Went to doctors and got a jab -smiffy skived again -robson is fit -finally found out a maths formula -went out with Jo, Dan, MK, Konrad, Mike, Chris, Giles, Smee, Pete and Storky - was a barrel of laughs.
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Post by Frababage on Jan 21, 2006 23:16:01 GMT
20/1/06
storky, kergy, gg, nick butbcher, jamie taylor, chris, smee and giles all went to town to see the film. however, i went late with konrad and mike. we missed the train at 19:26. the timetable said next train was at 19:47. we had a while to spare. so we went to tescos, and mike said "Im gonna buy some donuts" and went off to the other side of the store. me and kon went to the door to wait for mike, and i saw gary, so we waved at him. he pretended to ignore us, so i shouted "HEY GARY!!!!" across the store. that got his attention.
anyway, we waited and mike didnt come, we looked thru the store and couldnt see him, and guessed he went to the train station. Charlie from the other side of the year was there, and he said mike hadnt been. we had 7 mins to spare, so we went and looked thru tesco again, we thought he mite be in the toilets, he wasnt, so we went bak to the train station. 3 mins to go. no sign of him. we waited, the train came, charlie got on it butb not mike. we didnt get on it incase mike was still there. we went back to tescos a bit pissed off coz the next train was in 1hr and 2 mins. we were also worried coz mike just dissappeared.
we looked around tescos, and some people if theyd seen him. no sign. we went outside, and mikes mum pulled up and offered us a lift to town, so we agreed. in the car, mike rang and said he was in town.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
he didnt catch the train, even if he did he wouldnt have got to town in under 5 minutes!!!
aparantly he caught the 7-36 train, butb it wasnt charted! it makes no sense.
anyway, we ate in wagamamas, then me mike and konrad went back to storkys, drank schloer for half an hour then went home
GOOD TIME
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Post by Frababage on Jan 24, 2006 23:28:51 GMT
24/1/06 - Me and phil drew portraits of smiffy. very funny. we also bet on when kergy would next get a girlfriend.
My bet was logical. Because he is going out with Emily on friday, i reckon something will spark off (shes fit too which will get kergy even more likely to fall in love). I bet 3 days. Phils bet was also logical, he reckons that sometthing will spark, butbbb he will call her a bit later on and then get together. he bet 14 days. Smiffy bet 5 days coz he thinks he's cool.
all bets cost 10p, and at the moment over £2 is at stake!
oh yeah and The Mess has left a permanent stain on the floor. its black and white and irremovable. im so happy.
and as for sports day
basically the jist was, in quick detail
me and phill, and loads others skipped sports day and wandererd round the chool, got in trouble with loads of teachers, stapled a sikhs head in, 25 of us hid in a book closet and mrs taylor found us. all she saw was a long line of people walking out of a cubic metre of space, then she went to put a video back thinking there was no one left, and saw me and clemmie. i said "nice collection" after staring intensely at the videos, then leftt, then clemmie ratted out konrad and harpley who were behind the door. then we skipped more stuff and got in trouble more then we got kicked out of re again by a grumpy old man, and on the way out he randomly says to mk "dont call me mate i am not your mate I WILL NEVER BE YOUR MATE!!!" so we went to the it rooms and printed off a picture of a drunk guy with his thumbs up, and a large piece of paper saying "YER MATE" on it 50 times to his personal printer. goooooooood times.
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Post by Frababage on Jan 27, 2006 16:32:29 GMT
26/1/06
We tormented smiffy all day. we started off in registration by going "smiffy....sgay" for a good 30 minutes. then we basically pissed him off all day, we even drew portraits of him and poked him a lot. then we did the "sgay" thing some more, and i drew a cock threw his jumper, then wrote GAY really big. then storky told smiffy how boring he is. what a day.
27/1/06
nothing much happened. phil made a frisbee out of tin foil we had biscuits in english we got told a funny racist joke in RE -
Whats the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of four.
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Post by Frababage on Jan 31, 2006 15:49:20 GMT
if this is true then it needs to be noted. and i quote
Welcome to the Universe says: did i miss anything at chool "Evil Kicks, Firey Licks, Nanageddon's Comin' with a Demon in Her Wig" says: erm "Evil Kicks, Firey Licks, Nanageddon's Comin' with a Demon in Her Wig" says: not really "Evil Kicks, Firey Licks, Nanageddon's Comin' with a Demon in Her Wig" says: although u did get out of writing an essay for english "Evil Kicks, Firey Licks, Nanageddon's Comin' with a Demon in Her Wig" says: as did phil Welcome to the Universe says: is he ill too "Evil Kicks, Firey Licks, Nanageddon's Comin' with a Demon in Her Wig" says: no, he overslept on monday and turned up 2nd lesson Welcome to the Universe says: haha Welcome to the Universe says: rogl Welcome to the Universe says: rofl Welcome to the Universe says: thats the best fuckin excuse i ever heard Welcome to the Universe says: and he got away with it Welcome to the Universe says: haha
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Feb 5, 2006 18:37:00 GMT
damn straight, im gonna go into town with you guys next time, it sounds like im missing out on alot.
Can i come over your so we can go in together ciaranolololololomgz0r!!!!111 shift + 1 ==equals==?
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