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Post by Lord Boswique III on May 8, 2005 19:25:05 GMT
i missed the penny thing
when was it?
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Post by Frababage on May 9, 2005 19:01:51 GMT
geography. which reminds me of todays great things. only 2 though.
1. In geography, tom scribbled a word down that was supposed to say "turbine", butb i couldnt read it, and peny said i was only saying that because i was making fun of his writing. So i called Miss over, and she couldnt read it either, and he got embarrassed because we were laughing at his writing, and then miss Lewis said "it looks like it says Furbie", at which point, someone called out "Tom has a furby! He must be gay!" and everyone laughed at him. Then he punched me like 6 times in the arm and it didnt hurt. 2. In german we found out that Matts German name would be "Herr Schnaubartio." it sounded funny and he felt embarassed because it was "a gay name and a gay job"
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Post by Frababage on May 10, 2005 17:04:29 GMT
1. Before chool i started an argument with tom about "if lightning strikes from the ground upwards". Whilst doing so we found out that Me and Phil are always right.
2. In games i smashed a ball over the treeline and now tom owes me a quid, coz he bet that i couldnt.
3. At break phil filled Bens pocket with orange juice. shortly after he filled the other one with water. Next break he squirted Ben right in the face at point blank range it was funny!!!
4. In english we remembered our old essays where we would write 1 line per day.
5.in german i found out thit Miss Fische has an image of me. she must have found out i was a spy.
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Post by Frababage on May 11, 2005 13:51:36 GMT
1. We got bens 2 pockets soaked again
2, we drew a nobtacular picture in english
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Post by LB III on May 12, 2005 20:41:01 GMT
i also discoverd that i am now officially a contract squirter
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Post by L B III on May 12, 2005 20:43:34 GMT
oh also when i got home, i did a mega smeely fart in the kitchen, and dad thought a shat myself, and he wasnt just taking the piss HE REALLY DID
and when i asked him to rate it for chool he said "how discusting!"
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Post by Frababage on May 13, 2005 13:57:57 GMT
For thursday i remembered another thing; Giving stick to Ginge Minge when she was marking homework diaries. S he said "Why havnt u got ur trident form signed" and i replied "i forgot" and she said "no its because your too lazy. now why havnt you got your journal signed" and i saiid "because im too lazy". hehehe. nothig intresting this friday, except its Friday 13th and i had a good day.
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Post by Frababage on May 21, 2005 20:47:26 GMT
BURP SHOWDOWN!!!! Simmons Vs Mitchel who won? ? well Mitchel got the last burp before being sent out of the class, so i guess he won. Congratualtions!
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Post by Lord Boswique III on May 26, 2005 21:17:40 GMT
it was hilarious in CDT
before sir turned up michel was burping through the door into the other class, and the teacher got pissed and came out so mich ran outside and hit behind a car and miss couldnt see him
then sir came up behind him and said "what are you doing" so mich stood up and the other teacher said "ah there you are" and mich said "oh crumbs"
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Post by Frababage on May 31, 2005 8:29:48 GMT
Smiffy cried when Phil consistantly asked him the popular question: Would you rather be done up the bum or be caught in an explosion of cum? (This lasted for a good 30mins). Smiffy refused to answer butb soon gave in and answered option 1. We then asked the same question continuously butb switched the options round in a diffrent order, which made him cry. hehe
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jun 6, 2005 12:26:12 GMT
I know!
matt if you cn ever be fucked to come back on this site
GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU MORON seriously crying over a question...?!
OH DEAR
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Post by Frabbage on Jun 15, 2005 14:20:37 GMT
wasnt it funny to day when flanagan told Steven to get out the class and he shouted "WHY? ?" as if it really offended him.
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jun 19, 2005 21:03:05 GMT
heh heh heh thats possibly the only funny thing hes ever done
also ciaran came round my house on sat...
and for some reason he randomly said...
(holding a hot water bottle) "wouldnt it be funny if i slapped you round the face with this... an... and you died"
at which point we both went into histerics for some unknown reason
probably because we both knew it wouldnt be remotely funny. goooooood times
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Post by Frababage on Jun 27, 2005 16:33:12 GMT
Well what funny stuff has happened in the past 8 days?
Well
Monday - I got everyone banned from Tennis by hitting over so many balls. Hehehe.
Wednesday - I threw a bottle into the bin from "The Bench" and it went in. I thought it was cool so i decided to do it with a Cheese and Coleslaw sandwich. It skimmed the top of the bin, and went all over Penny.
Thursday - Penrose thought he was cool to spill egg sandwich on my lap, so when he wasnt looking, i wiped my jam sandwiches on his bag straps and he didnt realise untill it was all mashed into his shirt.
Friday - Ah, what a funny day. For starters, in Softball, Penny scored a homerun, and after he ran around the whole pitch and was out of breath, they told him that the ball was out so the run didnt count. Then everyone laughed at him.
Then, i dared Ben butbcher to stick a Wrigleys Thin Ice strip in his eye, and it dissolved in his eye and he screamed in pain. Hehehehe. He then did it 5 more times for 20p.
In RE we had Mr. Graham, and we were watching a video called "Spiritual Shopping" and at one point it said "who needs a man anyway?" and Graham stuck up his hand. Gayboy.
Also in RE we found out that Ben Griggs wanking muscle is so big, that he must wank 4 or 5 times a day.
Sunday - We found 2 cool new shops. In Millets, our talking shop, Phil sat down on the seat on display, and as there was none left, i took one off the rack, unfolded it, and sat on it. Then after about 20mins we got asked to leave, and our excuse was "we are browsing" and she goes "really?" so i said "yes." We then got chucked out of another shop.
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jun 27, 2005 18:28:35 GMT
well we didnt quite get kicked out of the other shop, butb the boss was really pissed of when me and ciaran started playing tennis with a mini ball across the store, at which she said "right, put that ball back now" and i replyed "we were just testing the quality of the goods"
she was NOT amused
(by the way millits isnt a recent discovery, we've gone there several times to rest since all the benches were taken)
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