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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 11, 2005 21:59:00 GMT
Now i may be wrong about this butb isnt a mistress usually a girl???
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: may i pound your vagina with my large cock?
xXxMistressSpookyxXx says: may i stuff my large cock up your white asshole?
xXxMistressSpookyxXx says: and play harps with your internal organs
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: OH SHIT
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: SORRY MISCALCULATION
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 11, 2005 22:18:24 GMT
....and from complete disaster we go to complete sucess: Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: first things first... Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: you are a girl arnt you? ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: yes Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: very well i shall continue with the proceedings Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: my i park my large dick up your tight pussy? ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: k Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: wooooooooo fricken hoooo Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: blow me slut Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: er... Please? ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: k Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: what? now? ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: cant coz of neting Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: i see ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: sorry i g2g i myt cum bk on tho ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: xxxxxx Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: noooooooo Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: i need to bum you now!!!! ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: sorry i aint had dinner yet Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: suck my nob it'll quench your hunger ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: i wish i culd Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: go for it Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: play with the balls ·$56,0 I Love You More Than Rock 'N' Roll ·$4,1 ? ?? ?? Laz ·$8,0 says: kk Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 12, 2005 15:44:43 GMT
hmmmm, this is strange...
when i logged on as "Ray" i added mistress spooky and i asked... it what sex it was, and it said female
so she was probably just scaring me off
(and god damn it, it worked)
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 12, 2005 16:24:09 GMT
This one may have got out of control
Me and sarah
again
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: may i lick your pussy please?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: na thx
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: u dnt no my name where i live or anything so u wouldnt b able 2!
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: yeah butb i know you want me too
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: na sowwi
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: i dnt im ok ryt now thx!
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: you would only deny it if you really wanted me too
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: shut up u fukin purv!
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: i love it when you talk dirty
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: yr probly an old man in a shit rockin chair dyin 4 sex, who cnt get it out of his wife so he hits on teenaged girlz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: am i ryt or am i ryt?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: lol
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: you do know your insulting yourself when you say that, the only person (according to you) that wants to sleep with you is an old man... you must be a real minge then
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: wot?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: ohh ryt
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: no........... im callin u an old man
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: which would appear to be the best you can get
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: ok
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: you admit it
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: mwha ha ha ha
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: no i wasnt meant 2 sy dat lol
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: kok
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: get it
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: i know...
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: lets play farmyard animals
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ill shove my cock up your ass
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: farmyard animals?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: fuk u
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: yes please?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: not in dat way
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: there are other ways?
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: butbt fucking???
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: i mean the way of y dnt u shove yr cock up ur own ass
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: u prick
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: u make me sick
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ok then lets play submarines
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ill shove my periscope down your hatch
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: lol
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: ur funny
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: not
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: !
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: oooh sarcasm, how original
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: it is ant it!
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: oh yes of course!!!
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ok lets play hotdog stand
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ill shove my wiener between your buns
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: fuck off u fuking dickhead!
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: nob jockey
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ok lets play planes
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: ?
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: ill shove my pilot up your cockpit
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 12, 2005 16:25:26 GMT
Me and sarah
PART 2!
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: u do realise im saving this convo n goin 2 show it 2 my brothersn the police!
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: well what do ya tink of dat?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: well................................
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: police!!!
what a great idea ill shove my trunchen up your "ello ello"
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: u r doin my head
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: in
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: do your head in another great idea
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: this is sarah's brother if you dont leave her alone i will seariously hurt you!
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: sarahs brother huh?
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: the girl you are talking to is named sarah and i am sarah's brother
i no a song dat il get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs get on yr nurvs i no a song dat wil get on yr nurvs n dis is how it goes says: get it now?
Last Night i discovered that we are all made out of stardust. Its true, a strange man i met down the pub explained it all! says: 1.you are probably just sarah 2.if you dont want to talk then block me 3.if you are her brother...
ah i get it, you must want her to yourself!!!
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Post by Frababage on Jan 16, 2005 10:08:28 GMT
by the way i saw sarah on webcam and shes a minge. she reminds me of Matilda rom the tv film "Matilda"
also
[10:10:18] I'm going to: do u like people called M2o? [10:10:25] *listening t: M2o? [10:10:29] I'm going to: yeah [10:10:34] *listening t: wtf? [10:10:48] I'm going to: i had a dream that u liked people called M2o [10:10:56] * *listening to Travis* is now Offline
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 16, 2005 18:00:50 GMT
heh heh heh how fucking random
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Post by Frababage on Jan 19, 2005 18:03:17 GMT
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Jan 21, 2005 19:52:23 GMT
eeeww frab why do you always have to post this shit on the site???
(by the way tell tom if his dick looks like the one he drew then it must have had an accident with a car compresser)
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Post by Frababage on Jan 23, 2005 12:03:00 GMT
i do it out of boredom plus most people hate it therefore its funnny
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Post by L B III on Feb 1, 2005 13:50:45 GMT
Funny to a degree
of exactly 98.356 degrees
dont believe me???
Fine!
butb balls to you and may your lemonade be cursed with meat fluids for ever more
(P.S. im still in CDT)
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Post by Frababage on Feb 13, 2005 16:35:04 GMT
This conversation is neither funny nor random, its just plain stupid. .--------------------------------------------------------------------. | Session Start: 13 February 2005 | | Participants: | | Cartoon Making Rawks! (frabbage_says_helloooo@hotmail.com) | | ... m8s eva (*) (K) I LOVE CHRIS (k) (lucozade_7@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [14:05:02] Cartoon Maki: who is rachel seymour [14:10:24] ;) GiRlS j: who would i know .--------------------------------------------------------------------. | Session Start: 13 February 2005 | | Participants: | | Cartoon Making Rawks! (frabbage_says_helloooo@hotmail.com) | | ... m8s eva (*) (K) I LOVE CHRIS (k) (lucozade_7@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [16:04:36] ;) GiRlS j: ? [16:04:42] Cartoon Maki: what [16:05:12] ;) GiRlS j: u said who is rachel seymour [16:05:48] Cartoon Maki: that was like hours ago [16:05:53] ;) GiRlS j: o look at the times, its over 2 hours apart
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Feb 28, 2005 15:07:38 GMT
it is sort of funny becasue of the time laps
by the way who was it you were talking too?
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Post by Lord Boswique III on Apr 9, 2005 16:15:31 GMT
ah who cares anyway heres another between me and gile towards the end of the easter hols
L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: wooo im back L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: the ninja has returned penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: u are not a nina L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: AND OH MY GOD YOUVE TURNED INTO A SLAPHEAD! L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: permission to snigger sir penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: lol penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: its grown back now penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: permission granted L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: pah ha ha L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: he he L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: aghhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: mwha ha ha L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: hah ahhahhahhahh hah ahahhah ahha ha hahah hh ah ahh ahhhaaaaa im done penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: gdgd lol penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: well its almost a grade 2 now L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: hey giles! penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: hey L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: good day to you L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I sends:
L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: watch that its funny penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: we've been through this already..... so what alls happened in half term? L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: not alot that i know abot penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: lol penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: well i been grounded till my hair grows back L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: really? penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: yahuh L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: permission to snigger some more penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: mmhmm granted L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: pffttttahahahahahahaha L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: ka gya gya gya L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: pah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: he L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: he L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: huuuuummha ha hahahahahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: im done L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: no wait... L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: yes im done penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: lol L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: pffft L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: did your parents not know about it then penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: well its kinda hard for them not to find out as i do live in the same house L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: then how come your grounded penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: because they think i'll get beaten up if i go outside..... seriously L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: you! L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: beaten up penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: no i wouldnt... butb they think i would L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: ...yeaaaah fear me bitch L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: im gonna beat da shit outta yu punk penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: no no please dont, love the fuzzyness of giles dont beat me till i bleed L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: ar butb the days of fuzzy giles are long gone L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: rest in piece fuzzy hair upon the barber shop floor L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: butb its not all bad we could stick a baby bottle lid on your head and call you tit scalp penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: yes, butb i think i;d take it off pretty promptly L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: butb id use super glue! penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: i'd use super unglue! L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: damn L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: fine id use pigeon saliver penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: i'd use pidgeon feaces Transfer of "sportka_cat.mpeg" is complete. L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: butb thats where my secret plan comes in because id quickly pour flour on your head and the liquid in the shit would fuse with the flour to make the join even stronger L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: whats more it would make it look like milk so we could call you milky nipple scalp penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: that is horrible penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: i love it penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: the movie that is L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: yeah i know penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: poor kitty L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: who cares no one likes cats penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: i do!!!!! L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: no you dont penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: yes i do L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: no L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: you L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: DONT! penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: yes penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: i penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: DO L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: not! penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: DO penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: DO penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: DO penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: DO penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: Do penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
L ó r d B o s w i q u e I I I says: not penguins do not make good ninjas (TS:FP addicted) says: SHUT UP!
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Post by Frababage on Apr 13, 2005 20:11:37 GMT
a conversation i had with matt not too long ago
.--------------------------------------------------------------------. | Session Start: 09 April 2005 | | Participants: | | Me > You (frabbage_says_helloooo@hotmail.com) | | ... Hate-Spawing...erm...thing (solidsnakevsocelot@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [13:51:22] Im on a Hell: hi [13:51:36] Me > You: sup bitchmidget w00t w00h00t [13:51:44] Im on a Hell: erm hi [13:51:49] Me > You: pop a nigga in his ho's ass [13:51:59] Im on a Hell: okay.... [13:52:25] Me > You: scrumptious. eat a scrotum! ball sack on my back [13:52:46] Im on a Hell: what the hell is wrong with you?!? [13:53:01] Me > You: hello [13:53:15] Im on a Hell: u need a psychotherapist [13:53:33] Me > You: a rapist? [13:53:41] Me > You: pscho rapist? [13:53:54] Im on a Hell: sure, why not...whatever you say [13:53:56] Me > You: Psycho The Rapist [13:54:23] Im on a Hell: r u here for long? [13:54:27] Me > You: Psycho Thera Pist on my hand
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